As a child I was quite a good swimmer,

I somehow ended up playing for a big water polo team

I actually couldn't hold the ball without sinking

So maybe I wasn't quite a good swimmer

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It also has to do with soggy toast.

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The only way I could play for the water polo team

(or swim around in a pool trying not to sink)

was having my grandparents take me to practise

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And the one thing I really remember is after practise they would always buy me two pieces of soggy toast and a packet of wotsits.

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- Kev